Another Side... Solar/lunarpunk

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cryptotheism
cryptotheism

The city of Isin is not actually the city of Isin. Technically, it's the city of New New New Isin. That was the trouble with Isin. It was all wrapped up in itself. Like fabric around a nun, or a baby, or a whore.

People had been there, as in the physical location, for longer than history could be expected to remember. People have been in Isin since the word "people" meant something very different.

The first city called Isin was dragged kicking and screaming into the world by Heralds of the Church of the Third Sphere. A fourth-era religious order known for staunch orthodoxy and insufferable smugness. A cult whose grandest miracle was being almost universally despised by anyone who heard their sermons. Isin to them was a Good Rock. A polite term for "delusional pipe dream about the future City of God."

And it was a rock, a miraculously barren rock in the midst of a freezing swamp that only seemed to produce the sort of wildlife that stings and gnashes. Kunaabe oral history does seem to know of the location, but also seems to assume the foolishness of anyone attempted to actually travel there. This did nothing to deter the Church of the Third Sphere, as records indicate they were not aware of Kunaabe presence in the area.

The first 400 years of Isin's history were typical of other Good Rocks: regular periods of plague, mass starvation, and hyper-niche religious conflict boueyed by the occasional successful interaction with nearby Kunaabe and Baquari communities, at which point the enterprising trader would be ritually banished for speaking to hererical, racially impure outsiders.

Significant improvements were made to Isin after the local potentate promised that the Third Sphere would appear in the sky that spring. After the date passed, and no celestial body appeared to unite the Sun and Moon, the potentate was ritually burned to death, and his body was cast into Isin's only source of fresh drinking water. The fervent believers promptly died of several drinking-water related things at once. Those with a lick of sense brushed up on their Kunaabe and got busy creating a new sub-ethnicity, leaving Isin abandoned.

A decade passed. And much like the local chitin eel population grinding the corpse of the arch-astrologer into algae food, Isin soon became host to a new, beautiful population: Good, honest, criminals.

-- from An Addicts History of New Babel, by Ord Mornie

cryptotheism

The tungsten revolution hit Isin like a brick to the face. A peasantry equipped with full exo-rigs could do the work of five men. Previously unliveable toxic swampland was cultivated into food-rich unliveable toxic swampland. Times were fat and happy. The people who worked in the fields could afford a second shirt, and the squabbling gangs of guild leaders and ex-bandit warlords could now throw the peasants in prison for failing to call them "Your Lordship".

The tungsten revolution brought changes. Changes chiefly in the form of exo-rigged cutting edges that tear through fifth-era armor like an orgasm through a wake. So, in a feat rarely seen among kings and politicians, the nobility thought about the future.

Tearing other nobles into little bits? That was all well and good. Gentleman's work. Telling peasants to tear each other into little bits? That was also well and good. A chief duty of every sensible noble. But peasants tearing nobles into little bits? That would be upsetting.

It was the tungsten revolution that prompted the newly-minted nobles to stop killing each other long enough to form the first Concourse of Five Houses. It was from this orgy of nepotism (in the name of peace of course) that the state of New Babel was born.

And it is here, with the bandit warlords who had the good sense to build a tungsten refinery, that we find the genesis of Isin's very own nobles. The Honorable and Noble House Maciae. Who are, legally speaking, not slavers.

-- An Addict's History of New Babel, by Ord Mornie

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madseance

"it's not queer fiction unless the queerness is explicitly declared in the text according to currently accepted terminology and in a way that meets the approval of the entire audience" I mean follow your heart I guess but I trust myself as a queer person to recognise queer themes

madseance

"but doesn't this risk giving the author undue credit for queer representation" I do not care about the author

shadowcon
feralratbitesu

elon musk is literally like a parody. like he cant genuinely fucking be like this like bro is on some satirical depiction of a spoiled rich kid type shit. like hes a cartoon evil rich guy. throwing tantrums bc someone criticized him or said they didnt like him. spending billions of dollars to buy an app and then changing the app every time someone uses a feature of the app to insult him or hurt his feefees. dude straight up does the cartoon steam blowing out of ears train whistle shit irl every time someone says anything mean to him or is transgender but whats terrifying is he has enough money to do anything he wants and millions of chuds who would gladly no homo suck his cock every night before he goes to bed. like. how has someone come to be like this. why has this been allowed to happen why was he created

play-now-my-lord

i think most rich guys are actually more like elon than they aren't, they all have simpering fanclubs online but enough haters to keep them up at night. i've seen a good half-dozen "richest man in X country" instagram accounts litigating their personal beef with some obscure shitposter who won't stop trolling them. they run the world but everyone doesn't love them so they're not happy

play-now-my-lord

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this is the richest guy in africa and his mortal enemy, a bored brazilian man

jakethesequel
a-frog-in-a-bog

that poll going around asking how often you smoke weed and almost a third of ppl saying they’ve never smoked before, and that poll that revealed that over a third of tumblr users have never kissed anyone before, proves to me that stoners who have gay sex are a small but imperative part of the tumblr ecosystem. Keystone species

maxknightley

op you do realize that "nearly two-thirds" is not a small amount right

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hellenhighwater

My stage career began when I was a little under two months old, when I took the spotlight as Baby Jesus in a Christmas pageant. I’m told that I did a wonderful job and slept calmly through the whole thing, which can only speak to my talents as an actress, because I was 1. the wrong gender 2. a colicky screaming demon of a baby and 3. about as far from divine as it’s possible for an allegedly-human child to be. 

I continued to be actively involved in theater as a kid (and frequently played roles of various small animals, because I was tiny for my age). Around the age of ten, I was cast as the lead character in a musical about cowboys that I no longer remember the name of. It was my first real lead role, and I took it very, very seriously. And because I am myself, that means I maaaaybe went…a little overboard.

My character’s introduction was early in the play, accompanied by the crack of a bullwhip. This was more-or-less pre internet (or, at least, our director was not tech-savvy enough to find sound effects online) and we didn’t have a sound effect track for that noise. There were plans to acquire the appropriate sound effect before opening night, but I rapidly tired of making my entrance during rehearsals to the sound of someone yelling “BULLWHIP NOISE!”

This, I thought to myself, is a problem I can solve.

I learned early in life that it’s good to be friends with people who have skills; they always come in handy eventually.  After rehearsals one day, I put on my cowboy boots and biked a couple miles over to my friend Grace’s house. I went down to their basement and knocked on her older brother’s door.

“Hello,” I said. “I need to learn how to use a bullwhip.”

“….Okay,” he said. It did not seem to occur to him that he might ask further questions about why I, a tiny horrible munchkin composed exclusively of rage and pointy elbows, needed to be weaponized any further. Clearly, I had come to the right person.

My friend’s older brother would have been an SCA nerd, if SCA was a thing where we were. Instead, he was one of those unsupervised 4H kids with weird hobbies, largely oriented around ancient forms of combat. He was somewhere in his late teens at this time, and he liked to make stuff. It was an urge I, even at age ten, could sympathize with. His name was Aron. 

Aron got out his bullwhip (which I had noticed hanging on his wall on a prior visit, and had filed away mentally under a for future use tab) and we went to the backyard. 

“Step one of using a bullwhip,” Aron began, “Swinging the bullwhip.” 

We rapidly discovered that since I was god’s tiniest, angriest creation, a full-size bullwhip was way too long for me to use. Aron’s shins suffered for my attempt. 

“…Step one of using a bullwhip,” Aron said, “Making a bullwhip.”

So we went back inside, found a tanned cowhide (that he just…had? I don’t remember if there was a reason for this.) and some razor blades, and I learned how to cut and braid a bullwhip. It took a few tries, and I wound up coming back for a while, because I kept getting frustrated with the bullwhip-braiding process and Aron kept distracting me with bait like: “Hey kid, wanna learn to make some chainmail?” and “Hey kid, wanna fletch some arrows?” and “Hey kid, wanna try doing horseback archery?”

Obviously the answer to these questions was “BOY, WOULD I EVER!” Some delays are necessary to the artistic process.

(At one point my mom asked me “Hellen, what are you doing over at Grace’s house all the time?” And I, perfectly innocent, said, “Making weapons!” and my mother, who never understood why I was like this, but accepted that a girl has needs and those needs occasionally involve stocking a personal armory, said “Okay! Have fun!”)

Soon, the bullwhip, size extra small, was finished. The lessons on actual bullwhip use commenced. 

It should be noted that Aron was self-taught, and really had no idea what to do, so this was mostly an exercise in the two of us standing twenty feet apart and flailing wildly with our respective whips until snapping noises happened. And then we figured out what we’d done to make the snapping noises. And then we kept doing that. Extremely vigorously. So vigorously that at one point one of the bullwhips launched into the air and caught on a tree branch and we hand to drag the trampoline over so Aron could bounce me high enough to grab it. But we persisted!

Eventually we reached a point where we could line up pop cans on a fence rail and hit them off three times out of five.

Feeling extremely accomplished and like I finally understood method acting, I packed my bullwhip into my backpack for the next play rehearsal. Soon enough, it was time for me to make my entrance. 

I leaped on stage in my cowboy boots and cracked the bullwhip as hard as I could, immediately launching into the song despite the fact that the sound of five feet of braided leather breaking sound barrier had startled the accompanist so badly she’d keysmashed on the piano.

The director shouted something she probably shouldn’t have shouted in a room full of small children, and then demanded, “WHERE DID YOU GET THAT!”

“I made it!” I declared proudly. “I’m a cowgirl! I can make my own bullwhip noise!”

“You…made it?” 

“Yes! Because we needed a bullwhip sound effect. And bullwhips are where bullwhip sound effects come from!”

This was, of course, impeccable logic.

It is apparently difficult to argue with a gleeful ten year old who happens to be armed with a bullwhip longer than she is tall. After some negotiation, the director agreed that I could use my bullwhip for my opening song, provided that I didn’t pop it while anyone was anywhere near me on stage and I didn’t let anyone else play with it. These terms were acceptable to me. 

Somehow, no one was injured and the play went off without a hitch. We can only chalk up these things to the magic of the theatre. 

Nearly a decade later, an unsuspecting college classmate asked me, “Hellen, wanna take a class on bullwhip combat with me?”

And obviously I answered, “BOY, WOULD I EVER!”

jakethesequel

Anonymous asked:

https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/here-s-how-canadians-can-help-those-impacted-by-the-n-w-t-wildfires-1.6525417

Some links for supporting those affected by the fires in the north west territories.

piizunn

it's important for non Indigenous people to note that over 50%, yes OVER HALF of the population of the northwest territories are First Nations, Métis, and Inuit being displaced from their ancestral territory due to these fires. the climate crisis is inherently linked to colonialism, never forget this.

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were--ralph

LMAO TWITTER IS REALLY TURNING PVP IM LAUGHINGGGG

were--ralph

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FREE FOR ALL, ITEMS ON, ANY STAGES

were--ralph

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LOL

vaspider

It's actually more sinister than that, sadly.

(Sorry, I'm not alt-texting this shit. If someone else wants to, that would be great.)

I helped get the block feature eliminated from Twitter. I hope this is the final nail in the coffin for this hellsite. pic.twitter.com/p6ExJGAfu1  — Alejandra Caraballo (@Esqueer_) August 18, 2023ALT

Prominent asshole, Proud Boys boot-swabber, and mobile milkshake platform Andy Ngô told a shitton of lies about trans journalist Alejandra Caraballo. She covers things he'd rather not see talked about, like the tweet he quoted, and these:

Iraq is going to ban the term "homosexuality" and the word "gender." The global anti LGBTQ backlash is continuing to build in both it's cruelty and stupidity. pic.twitter.com/ZvcLQnWz7C  — Alejandra Caraballo (@Esqueer_) August 9, 2023ALT


If this headline said "black" or "immigrant" nurse, it would be clear how bigoted this woman is and that her alleged persecution is completely imaginary. pic.twitter.com/jUnugSv4z5  — Alejandra Caraballo (@Esqueer_) August 6, 2023ALT
Patriot Front has been hit with a civil rights lawsuit by Charles Murrell, a black musician they assaulted in Boston last year. This claim is being brought under Section 1985 of the Ku Klux Klan Act.  Follow this case here: https://t.co/NEm6NDpTAe pic.twitter.com/ApykQLSw0g  — Alejandra Caraballo (@Esqueer_) August 8, 2023ALT
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So Andy decided to complain to Elon, who of course has never met an alt-right bully he didn't want to suckle the toes of, and so he immediately went about trying to make the site deliberately more dangerous for marginalized people reporting on the shitty things that bullies do:

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Of course...


Lol. Elon got community noted as to why he can't actually eliminate the block feature. pic.twitter.com/7vPXcJWZ0f  — Alejandra Caraballo (@Esqueer_) August 18, 2023ALT

I mean, he CAN, but his app will become unable to be downloaded from both app stores and will probably just straight-up stop working on iPhones if he does.

septmilleneurones
tejuina

sunscreen this retinol that “see how well you age when you’re unproblematic?” “if you follow these 92826382 steps you too can have no wrinkles at the old age of 25” preventative botox insert active ingredient no one knows how to pronounce here “it’s never too early to start caring about your skin! yes i’m speaking to the 13-year-olds in the room” your skin is a reflection of your moral character if you have wrinkles you’ve failed at life if you’re a woman do not exist in public after you turn 30 aging will ruin you aging will ruin you aging will ruin you ag

tejuina

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yes.

kind of.

I’m not saying sunscreen is a patriarchal invention created to subjugate women, but that doesn’t exempt it from criticism, especially in an era where the motto seems to be, “don’t let a single ray of sunshine ever touch your skin unless you’re wearing spf 50+, it doesn’t matter your skin color or family history, where you are, what time of the day it is, how long you’ll be exposed, or what you’re wearing.” it’s absurd. and what’s even more absurd is that cancer prevention is often tagged on as a secondary benefit to wearing sunscreen. most of the time I see women talking about sunscreen, it’s about how it prevents aging.

most experts agree it’s prudent to protect yourself from the sun, but sunscreen is a multimillion dollar industry, and history has proven corporations will often prioritize their profits over our health. on the other hand, dermatological research has largely ignored darker skin tones. the takeaway from this is: 1) not all sunscreens are created equal (some protect against UVB but not UVA, some have chemicals that the FDA has determined should be further studied before being declared safe, some are already known to be harmful to the environment, etc), and 2) not all advice is equally applicable to everyone.

so yes, most of us should take steps in our day to day lives to protect ourselves from the sun, but I can’t see the mainstream deification and worshipping of sunscreen as anything but a marketing scheme that preys specifically on women’s fears of aging.

septmilleneurones

I live in a country that has a high melanoma rate and has addressed that with proper, genderless, ageless messaging about sun protection. The way countries like the USA talk about sunscreen as “ew, wrinkles on women, oh yeah you should probably also try not to get skin cancer” is extremely obvious to me as someone from a country that genuinely focuses on skin cancer, and having seen the way so many people defend the makeup industry I do not believe that the “but skin cancer!” replies on here are in completely good faith. (I hold similar views about the way this majority-American website gets super concerned about the downsides of walkable cities in Europe whenever someone says “we should put in some non-car infrastructure”.)